Island of the Sequined Love Nun: A Novel
Christopher MooreOur bumbling hero is Tucker Case, a hopeless geek trapped in a cool guy's body, who makes a living as a pilot for the Mary Jean Cosmetics Corporation. But when he demolishes his boss's pink plane during a drunken airborne liaison, Tuck must run for his life from Mary Jean's goons.
Now there's only one employment opportunity left for him: piloting shady secret missions for an unscrupulous medical missionary & a sexy blonde high priestess on the remotest of Micronesian hells. Here is a brazen, ingenious, irreverent, & wickedly funny novel from a modern master of the outrageous.
CHRISTOPHER MOORE is the author of many novels, including this one. He began writing at age six & became the oldest known child prodigy when, in his early thirties, he published his first novel. His turn-ons are the ocean, playing the toad lotto, & talking animals on TV. His turn-offs are salmonella, traffic, & rude people. Chris enjoys cheese crackers, acid jazz, & otter scrubbing. He lives in an inaccessible island fortress in the Pacific. You can e-mail him at BSFiends@aol.com. Visit the official Christopher Moore website at www.chrismoore.com.